Home Shopping Sites

What can happen if u use an incorrect name to get a home shopping catalogue? What could happen if u used an incorrect name (ie, made up name, d.o.b, etc) to get a home shopping catalogue, such as, littlewoods, etc. What could happen if u got found out?

What home shopping catalogue is there that is not affiliated to Littlewoods? Kays used to be seperate but Littlewoods has even taken over that now. I thought we had a monopolies commission in this country that stopped that sort of thing

which home shopping catalogue is the easiest to get credit with.? i made a mes of my credit score but have done my best to sort it out but it's all still on file.any useful ideas please.and before someone says it' no i am not trying to rip them off,yes i should save up and plan ahead,no going without is not an option so for all those judgemental people out there keep your comments to yourself and earn your points on other peoples questions.also if anyone knows of loans for bad credit that dont ask for a fee or guarantor that would be great.

Where can I get 1970s /80s home shopping catalogues from?

Why don't shopping catalogues have models in their showers any more? It used to be the case that you would guarantee that if you browsed the shower/accessory section of any Home Shopping catalogue, there would be a female model most likely baring her bum stood in the shower. It's a shame that catalogues don't do this any more. Why not - is this a case of another victory for the PC Brigade?

what other home shopping catalogues is there apart from littlewoods?

Kays, Littlewoods home shopping catalogues? Hi there, I was wondering if anyone knew the answer to my question..... If you pay off some of your total balance by debit card through the website, will that amount come off my minimum payment that has to reach them by the 17th? Or do you have to pay through the bank/post via the giro slip that comes with your statement each month? Im not sure this has come out right, I hope you can understand what I mean!! Thanks x

home shopping catalogues in uk? i want to get daughter a bouncy castle

need a catalogue but got bad credit? i have bad credit but want a home shopping catalogue

Are there any UK fetish catalogues that offer credit accounts? I have a few home shopping catalogues with credit accounts but i was hoping there was a fetish one, or alternative catalogue out there that offers this service too. Anyone know if there is or not? Thanks guys x

Are there any baby/kids clothing catalogues that give u credit? Im just wondering if there are any other children's home shopping catalogues for clothing where they give you credit and u pay each month. Ive already got a next account but im just wondering if there are any others too? thanks!

Uk catalogues that aren't based from Home Shopping Direct or Shop Direct Home Shopping Limited please? Just curious...

I need to know of catalogs to shop home essentials? utilities items

catalogue of home baking food prices? I want to price the making of a traditional 12" rich fruit cake,marzipan,fully iced, decorated by hand ,against the price of abakers shop, bought cake

cable shopping channel? What is cable shopping channel? This phrase is from the english textbook. I thought it is like home shopping including online and tv, but there is this "helping" picture depicting someone with the shopping catalogue and the phone. What do you think?

I enjoy home decor in Pottery barn catalog but its simply expensive.Can anyone recommend an affordable catalog? I receive Pottery Barn catalogs for home and holiday decor and Teens bedrooms but their prices are outrageous! I prefer shopping online or from catalogs but looking for similar items as Pottery Barn offers but reasonable in cost. Can anyone recommend any good catalogs and websites?

Home shopping with Next? Wanting to order some ladies shoes from Next catalogue. Will they be delivered just in their box or they do they come wrapped inside a next bag with nothing to say what is inside the bag?

How can I make a catalog of some products at home? I am an affiliate of many programs, and I believe if I could make my own catalogs, it would be beneficial to pass out so people could see right away what I have to offer. Does anyone know what I can use to be able to do this. Something along the lines of like a JCPenny or a NFL Shop catalog, or something similar to that is what I am looking for. Any help would be appreciated.

often does shop justice send home a catalog? i just wanted to know because i love the catalogs and i wanna see whats cute and just cool

Just ordered a Nokia N73? On a 02 network, from my home shopping catalogue for £179.00 is it any good! Thanks in advance

Does anyone know where i can......? Buy the Sims 2 on playstation 2 for £15 or under brand new. Not on ebay or any website where you have to give credit card details. I would like it to be a website like a home shopping catalogue. I have tried some of the sites i know. It is £15 and it is out of stock.

in sales brochers, and catalogues.....why do they show watches? with the time either at 1.50 or 10.10. ive just noticed this , was looking to by a watch and was looking through home shopping catalogues and sales brochers and 99% of the watches featured are showing the above 2 times why is this ? some kinda watchmakers law! have noticed this on analogue watches mainly, but some digital

HOME SHOPPING (HELP)PAY LATER? I HAVE MADE 2 ORDERS ONE I PAYED IN FULL WHEN IT CAME IT WAS BROKEN I AM STILL TRYING 2 GET MY MONEY BACK THE OTHER I LOST 150 DEPOSIT WERE CAN I PAY NO DEPOSIT AND WHEN IT COMES I DONT LIKD THE NORM CATALOGS

i'm starting a home based bus. and would like to know if anyone knows how i can created an online catalog? i would like to display the items i have how would i make a catalogue for on-line shopping?

Check out this web site I found, unusual and unique gift ideas. They also have catalog shopping available.? www.blueskies-everythingzen.com candles, incense, home and garden accents, accessories and decor and a plethora of holiday ideas anyone will love. someone asked a question about shopping early for christmas, forgive me if i sounded as though i were advertising, as this was not my specific intention. jeez....

hi i have a mobile home in wexford im thinking of remodelling,do you know of any shops or catalogues available im thinking of doin up the bathroom and kitchen any ideas or tips much appreciated thanx

is this a fraudulent claim order form for a catalogue...? my mother keeps getting order forms for swiss home shopping saying if she orders something she will be sent a certain amount of money ranging from £15 thousand to 22 and a half thousand....too good to be true but she has received three with different amounts of prize money. have any of you in united kingdom had anything to do with this catalogue at all? thanx

Trust Deed & House Buying? I entered into a trust deed and paid it over 3 years. it finished 2 years ago and I have not had any credit problems since. I have 3 home shopping catalogues and never miss any payments. Now I want to buy a house and wondered what my chances are of getting a mortgage. A mortgage advisor has told me no prob, but she would want to work with me for a fee, so I'd prefer the voice of experience..

Does anyone know of a good companies that I can secure a mailing list that has fresh leads for catalog shopper I am looking for a reputable company that I can secure fresh leads for consumers who do alot of catalog shopping for the home and gift purchases

Do you know the name of this catalog? There is a catalog for home shopping.. they have apparel and jewelry... they have a focus on wiccan/witchcraft stuff or something along those lines. There's a skirt from there I want to order, I saw the catalog in a waiting room once and can't remember the name. Do you know? :)

What is that real inexpensive mail order shopping that has the little catalogs and you can order by mail or? I am sure they have on line ordering now. Real cheap stuff, like decorations for your home etc. thanks

anyone intrested in a kleeneze catalogue? im a kleeneze distributor. i think this catalogue is a great way to shop from home its not overall expensive and it has great things in. i will post you a catalogue and order form for free all i ask is you return the catalogue and order for to me when yr finished. when u have placed yr order(if you place one) i will send yr things via royal mail first class post i will charge you for postage on yr items that you have orderd (depending on what you have orderd, a receipt will be shown) this is not a joke and i have kleeneze id.

my sister wants to be a model (she's 29). isn't she too old? My sister has an autoimmune disease and was on steroids since her early teens. She gained a lot of weight, about 80 or 90 lbs. She is doing much better now & has lost almost 100 lbs. She always wanted to be a model but obviously had that in her way (back in those days plus size models were more rare). She's really petite & a size 0 or 2. She's very pretty but she would probably have to be under 16 begin runway work. Does she have a chance? If so, for what? catalogs, home shopping, surely there are a lot of uses for a model her age? And can you make a living from modeling like this? I'd especially like to hear from older models! who have done this. Thank you so very much :)

Are there any other catalogue/online services like Avon & Regal in Canada? I usually buy from Avon or Regal for simple little things or cool new toys for the kitchen and around my home...are there any other services you would recommend. I've heard of the Shopping Channel or Sears (Catalogue) but I'm not a big fan. So if you know of any other catalogue type ordering system (In Canada) let me know!

Does anyone know of any in home assembly jobs that are legitamate and legal? I'm afraid to invest in the catalog that many companies sell . They want between $35. and $50. And they contain up to 100 or more companies of various sorts of products to assemble, mail stuffing companies and mystery shopping companies.Who also may ask for an upfront fee. But What I wonder is are there actually any legitamate companies ?I used to know people that actually did assemble in there homes through the mail.

How do I keep my mom from complaining about money? Hey I have a problem I can use some input on. I am the sole caregiver for my mom who is disabled, basically I do everything for her from cooking to giving her a bath. We get along alright except for one thing Money!. We are not financially hard up by any ones definition I make about a thousand dollars a month doing custom woodworking and she has a good income from investments. She does all her SHOPPING via catalog and home shopping channels and gets whatever she wants. But if I spend any money at all even as much as buying a DVD or something she gives me a hard time about it saying I don't know how to manage money etc and she thinks that she buys the stuff I use for my woodworking even though I buy it out of a separate account and have shown her countless times where I have paid for it my self. I've tried to let her know it's not realistic or normal to expect me to go without the things I Want since I can't go to the movies or anything due to staying around for her. I have even given up on even thinking about dating because of the way she acts about money. So all I get to do is sit at home and take care of her. She says I shouldn't have to buy movies because we have cable tv and the same goes for computer or video games I should just watch and play the same ones over and over again forever. Clothes are another one of the things that gets her going I buy new clothes maybe once or twice a year and she thinks I can wear the same things forever even if I loose or gain weight. Help me figure out what to do I'm about to give up and let her go to a nursing home ( which I really don't want to do)

What is the best home library software? I have hundreds and hundreds of books I want to catalog. I want to take a printout when I go book shopping.

Irish Catalogs and Shopping...actually IN Ireland/EU, not just Irish-themed.? I'm getting ready to move to the Dublin area in the next few months. I Love getting catalogs in the mail. I've tried to search for some catalogs in Ireland to sign-up for after I get there, but I'm having trouble finding any. Can anyone recommend any popular Irish catalogs/shopping websites? Or anywhere else that I can go to find what I'm looking for. Like a website that has catalog lists or links? (mostly for women's clothing or home or crafting types...but anything can get me started)

Why would you buy monthly from stores like SAMS, BJ'S, or Walmart versus Catalog Shopping for the same goods? Some people I have spoken to and surveyed have concerns about shopping online or through catalogs when they need to buy cleaning products, vitamins, and personal care items that cost much less than shopping at the large grocery stores like Sam's, Walmart, and BJ's. I am a loyalty shopper of catalog shopping from a great wellness manufacturing company that researches, develops, and distribute directly to the customer. I get everything I need except for meats and food products and I am saving alot of money monthly instead of shopping at the local grocery store. Plus they send me a thank you check when I refer customers and those customers open an account with the store. All my products are safer for the home and clean better than the dollar store brands so what's your opinion would you be a regular store shopper and waste money and not get a check or a regular catalog online shopper and get a thank you check no matter how much the amount is?

If I bought this and varnished it, would it come up nice? http://www.ikea.com/gb/en/catalog/products/75305709 Home shopping on a major budget you see. When I say varnished it, I mean beg my dad to varnish it, I'm not exactly knowledgable about DIY! Would it even be possible?

Does anyone know of any catalogs or online sites that have pretty holiday decor for the home? I'm not into "country" decorating at all. Was just looking for some Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas things for the house, I love to shop online...and wondered if anyone had any info! Catalogs would be fine too... Thanks in advance!

how long do l'oreal at-home highlights last for? i want to buy some brush on highlights from cvs http://www.cvs.com/CVSApp/catalog/shop_product_detail.jsp?filterBy=&skuId=310032&productId=310032&navAction=jump&navCount=3) and i was wondering if anyone knew how long they last and the quality of the product. thank you!

White/ kinda see through nails? I see many celebrities on television, models in magazines/catalogs, and women on the home shopping network with these really pretty nails. They are like a white color but you can sort of see through them that there is a SLIGHT pink color, perhaps the nail bed right? Anyhow what is that? Their nails are shiny but like a white or cream color. Is that a type of artificail nail formula or a nail polish?

Why are antlers getting more popular? I'm seeing them in higher-end catalogs. Like Horchow, where I can only afford to fantasy-shop. http://www.horchow.com/store/catalog/47/search.jhtml?srcText=antler&ip_state=&ip_autoSummarize=true&ip_perPage=15&ip_dataPage=&orgUrl=%2Fstore%2Fcatalog%2F47%2Fsearch.jhtml&srcTextHidden= Would you want these, or do you have them? Personally, if I can ever afford to seriously shop from these catalogs, you can bet that I will *not* be buying things that would make my home look like the interior of my redneck relatives' trailers! I don't get it. Maybe one of y'all can help?

Want to start my own type of home sales busniess, how to do it.? I would like to start my own homesales/catalog business. I want to market mainly to mothers of children birth-7 or 8. I want to sell moderatly priced unique gifts/noveltys. I would prefer newer more innovative and modern products. Something for younger hip mommies. Everything from Pj's and bath products for mom, to gifts for dad, and clothes fedding utensils including bottles ect for baby and toddler on up. Also maybe some organic products. Or maybe a whole organic company. kind of an at home one stop shop for all organic products for baby. How to I find a list of companies that distribute these types of things, or a list of companies that make these products. Also what else will I need to start. I think for a while I will print my own catalogs, but I think this could be really profitable if I price it right. My area is far from major baby department stores and dosnt have many specialty shops.

going on a shopping spree this sound good? this is part of what i am buying http://www.uggaustralia.com/ProductDetails.aspx?gID=w&categoryID=283&productID=5825&model=Classic+Short http://www.juicycouture.com/store/catalog/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod4550014&parentId=cat111&masterId=cat103&cmCat=cat000000cat103cat111&index=23&tid=P9 http://www.rugby.com/shop/item.aspx?id=1438&productId=3202589&catid=90 http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/Item.aspx?sku=23019493&mcat=148204&cid=287463&search_params=s+5-p+1-c+287463-r+-x+-n+6-ri+-ni+0-t+ on a bracelet, same for next http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/Item.aspx?sku=21671754&mcat=148204&cid=287463&search_params=s+5-p+1-c+287463-r+-x+-n+6-ri+-ni+0-t+ http://louisvuitton.com/web/flash/index.jsp;jsessionid=0FX5415HULO0SCRBXUDVAFYKEG4RAUPU?buy=1&langue=en_US&direct1=home_entry_us http://www1.bloomingdales.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=102560&PseudoCat=b.comSearch in black and a lot more what do ya think?? ya ik they are expensive. but i am not paying for them , my parents are DUH!

Is this camcorder good for home videos/movies? http://www.cvs.com/CVSApp/catalog/shop_product_detail.jsp;jsessionid=H1QzLrXPby2h5JyplDkYL6YV1VGlRhB1mvWTVT5JhtNpnB3rTK8Y!898644129?filterBy=null&skuId=698545&productId=698545&navAction=push&navCount=1&no_new_crumb=true 1.5 inch LCD display Direct USB plug VGA Video Resolution: 640 x 480 SD/MMC card slot (Support: max 4GB) Camera Resolution: 640 x 480 4 x digital zoom Free 2GB SD card included DC operated (uses 2 x AA size batteries - not included) Includes 2GB SD card to record up to 2 hours video CMOS sensor VGA Video Resolution: 640 x 480 (300K pixels) Video record/playback. Lower battery warning Image Resolution: 0.3 mega pixels (640x 480) AV out jack Accessories Included: AV cable; hand strap; 98 Windows driver disc Want to use it for home videos/ movies Is it good

Where did his sex drive go? My boyfriend of 2 years has no sex drive anymore, we used to have sex all the time before our son was born, but ever since he was born, he seems like he could care less if we had sex anymore... our son is now 10 months, and I thought his sex drive would come back.. we only have sex once every week to 2 weeks. I've tried to bring home catalogs from a sex shop, asking him to go through it with me, but it didn't work. I went out and bought a sexy outfit, that didn't work either. Any ideas?

are the letters from Vital Beauty telling you that you have won money a con??? I received 1 letter telling me i had won £18,000 in the form of two £9,000 cheques. If i placed an order i would receive my first cheque with that order, and the second cheque a week later. I chose the cheapest item in the catalogue and sent off all the required documents. Two days later i received a duplicate letter from them saying that they hadn't heard from me yet and not to miss out on this incredible prize. As yet i haven't received my order but it was only 1 week ago. Today however i have received a letter from Swiss Home Shopping telling me i have won £21,000, the address is the same as Vital Beauty and the items in the catalogue are the same as well. The items i ordered are in this catalogue. How can they trade under 2 different names?

So waht Did happen to Rudolph? CORPORATE MEMO To: All Staff Date: December 1 Subject: New "Twelve Days of Christmas" Policy The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole. Streamlining is due to the North Pole's loss of dominance in the season's gift distribution business. Home Shopping TV channels and mail order catalogues have diminished Santa's market share. He and the Board could not sit idly by and permit further erosion of the profit picture. The reindeer downsizing was made possible through purchase of a late model Japanese sled for the CEO's annual trip. Improved productivity from Dasher and Dancer, who summered at the Harvard Business School, is anticipated. Reduction in the reindeer will also lessen airborne environmental emissions for which the North Pole has received unfavorable press (gas and solid waste). We're pleased to inform you that Rudolph's role will not be disturbed. Tradition still counts for something at the North Pole!

So what Did happen to Rudolph? CORPORATE MEMO To: All Staff Date: December 1 Subject: New "Twelve Days of Christmas" Policy The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole. Streamlining is due to the North Pole's loss of dominance in the season's gift distribution business. Home Shopping TV channels and mail order catalogues have diminished Santa's market share. He and the Board could not sit idly by and permit further erosion of the profit picture. The reindeer downsizing was made possible through purchase of a late model Japanese sled for the CEO's annual trip. Improved productivity from Dasher and Dancer, who summered at the Harvard Business School, is anticipated. Reduction in the reindeer will also lessen airborne environmental emissions for which the North Pole has received unfavorable press (gas and solid waste). We're pleased to inform you that Rudolph's role will not be disturbed. Tradition still counts for something at the North Pole!

letter from robinson way ? i have received a letter form robinson way saying they are collecting a debt from choice home shopping.they say they have had the debt since 2006 but they couldnt find me i do have a choice catalogue but i have a totally different account number and i am up to date. i have spoken to choice who say they have no record of the account number and they advised me to ask robinson way the details of purchases and dates i am supposed to have purchased them.i did this and they say they have no record of any details like that and can only tell me that they have had the debt since 2006! can anyone tell me where i stand? thanks

I'm looking for wholesale and trade suppliers to help boost my ebay business.? I'm looking for cheap, reliable and trustworthy contacts to help me set up my lonline business selling on ebay, i've bought wholesale before from ex catalogue suppliers, trade suppliers but i need a few more good job lots to help me get going, i'm looking for mobile phones, laptops, dvds, and other entertainment/electronic related items. I already have an established ebay shop with a very good feedback but i'm hoping to start making more then i can quit my job and work from home making a living from ebay :) Thanks in advance for any replies.

I'm thinking of starting a business (store) but I need to find catalogues from which to purchase inventory I am thinking of starting a small specialty shop, selling things like jewelery, candle holders, cards, and other unique home decor items. I need to find some suppliers from which to buy my inventory--perhaps some suppliers that will send me catalogues to check out and decide what type of inventory to begin with. I really am looking for stuff with Asian flair. Any ideas how I could find out where to get these types of catalogues, etc.? Thank you.

how do bailiffs work? i wanna know how do bailiffs work let me start from the beginning me and the hubby had a great job each and payed all the bills and so fourth then i had a daughter and i went part time and my hubby when full time anyway he lost his job and i had to go full time and now we cannot pay bills and we get loads of court action letters and i am so worried the depts are from the likes of catalogues and credit cards and all the other home shopping things now all i want to know is can bailiffs try and et in or do they have to go to court first i know they can come on for none payment of council tax but the like of credit cards and home shopping how does that work plz help i am worried

Do you have a shopping phobia? As I was growing up ,my Dad, who worked in retail in London, used to bring me home 5 dresses, If I liked them all, I kept them. Things were chosen , for me. When I got married, had 3 kids, didn't have the money to spend on myself. Eventually spent money on myself, clothes wise, through catalogues. Now, Partner gives me £200 to get something nice and I come back with nothing! I have been in tears before now when I have actually gone out to buy something I want but I just can't do it! I remember seeing a pair of trousers in M&S for £49. and I just couldn't spend the money. Most of my clothes are from 20 years ago, old faded and wrinkled, a bit like me really but, am I the only woman in the world who can't shop? Outta here. Soft old elastic type describes me perfectly. Along with faded wrinkled and out of date. Shan don't you dare come round to take me shopping. I loathe it and would probably have a hissy fit! Lol!

Flip clock back to 1994, with no PCs , mobiles, Sky tv etc, what did YOU do in those days? I played more music, and sang on home karaoke 'tape cassette version',lol, I walked my dogs. No pc meant mail I sent order forms in the post when shopping at or rang catalogue orders reading all the digits and sizes out to a telephonist. and I also wrote letters to penpals.played card games.watched more telly and hired videos nightly only going back 14 years but so much has changed

My Mum and boyfriend are coming here in 1 month, and I want to make it a great vacation for them both. Seeing? my mum is going to be a tear-jerker, we are best friends, and I had to go and move away from America to the UK, and I miss her soooooooooo much. Can anyone help me to enable John (instead of referring to him only as "the boyfriend",he treats Mum like the Queen she deserves it and more!) to have a memorable holiday by giving me advice regarding his fav' hobby; which is COIN collecting. He's really a nice guy,very laid-back, & when it comes to getting coins, he is not an annoying type of collector who looks for marks, etc. on the coin(well,don't get me wrong,he won't buy one that looks like crapola!)he buys brand new from the ""Mint" catalogues, and he buys from E-Bay back home, not fussy. I'm looking for suggestions of places to take him that sell coins., i.e.-conventions, great coin shops, auctions, something along those lines, can anyone help me with this please?

Should i get a new tv or ipod touch? My birthday is in 20 days and i am allowed to spend about $300 ($400 at the absolute most) and i already have an ipod nano but want an ipod touch and i have a television in my room but it broke a couple of days ago, so what should i get?, a tv or ipod toouch? ps this is the tv i like: http://catalogues.bigw.com.au/portal/offerdetails/awa_lcd_with_hd_tuner/1186524822242?pageview=two&cataloguename=Electronics&CatalogueID=1186524786001&gotopage=12&CatalogueID=&source=catalogueoffer&jump= ipod touch: http://store.apple.com/au/browse/home/shop_ipod/family/ipod_touch?mco=MTIxMTE also i live in australia so its au dollars not us i only have room in my room for a 19 or 20 inch anyway also my dad has put a pwd on the computer so i can only use the internet at home when i have homework so an ipod touch would be good because i could use the internet whenever

The sims 2 open for business help? How do you start up a home business clothing shop? I downloaded a clothes stall from the Internet and i can't find it in the 'to buy' catalogue. I saw some screenshots from the game and in one of them it has a boy browsing a clothes rack - how do you get that? Thanks

Whats the strangest dream you've ever had? mine would be dreaming of a Ratatouille rat who followed me home, handed me his credit card, a catalogue of furnitures and asked me to help him do his shopping for his new home. he even giggled when he gave me a fake card and i had that "wtf" look on my face.

?????? yes its a question about porn xxx? where can i get adult catalogues from? selling dvd's and toys? personal use and for a shop idea im thinking bout trying? looking for australian sites only much prefer to browse catalogues at home than stuff about online looking. i know there is a really big company out there that specialise in dvds but i cant recall the name of it

Which of these crib bedding sets do you prefer? Bunny Meadow by Kids Line: http://lasoomedia1.com.au/imageicon/TRU/PROD/J00005020/C_001/PAGE_010/PAGE_010_OFFER_000E3CB4.JPG http://www.babyzonedirect.com.au/catalogue/c1/c31/c166/c414 http://images.buzzillions.com/images_customers/03/55/9143611_75737_full.jpg Eli's Elephant by Pottery Barn: http://www.potterybarnkids.com/products/elis-elephant-nursery-bedding-boy/?catalogId=55&bnrid=3580201&cm_ven=Shopzilla&cm_cat=Shopping&cm_pla=Home%20page&cm_ite=Datafeed Keeping in mind that I will not be using the bumper with either of the sets. Would they work for girl or boy? Or just boys? I love the bunnies because his name will be Benjamin (My little Benjamin Bunny) but then I love the elephants too. oh, and I thought I would add that I don't really want a really boyish or girly bedding set. I would rather keep it a bit neautral for both genders.

Been Broody for awhile now what should I do? Okay well i think i should start by saying i'm 17 and currently single but have been really broody for years now, I really want to have a baby and its been like this for the past 4 years. I go window shopping, scanning through catalogues and even websites for baby clothes,toy and the necessities. I've even got baby clothes already unisex because obviously i don't know what sex i will have. I really want a baby I know i'm only 17 but all i want to be is a mum, I know what its like to have a child 24/7 and how my own needs will come second to that of the child and I know how to take care of a child. I know that everything i do will revolve around my child and that i wont be able to just go out with my mates when i please but that doesnt bother me. I can support my child and a stable home (still live with my mum) to bring a baby into the world. I dont know what to do, I'm not willing to give up on being a mum not even just for now, I'd like some useful and some constructive advise. Please no nasty comments theres no room for them. Tish: thanks for that advise just to let you know though i have left high school (i'm in the UK), I'm actually a carer at the moment for my mum but she's improving day by day. thanks again. Grandma6: Yes my mum knows how i feel and she thinks that i'll be a great mum, I never said anything about my mum looking after my child or supporting me financially. I will take care of my child in every aspect of hers/his life. I pay my mum rent so all she would be doing which she's agreed to is babysit him/her every now and then just so i could have a night out once in a while. As for the whole going and working in a nursery or babysit to help my broodiness, well it does the opposite, It makes me worse but I cant see myself being able to just stay away from children and hope it just goes away because it isnt going too. I dont really expect anyone to understand me but i just hope someone does.

First time furniture buying - What aspects to consider when buying furniture? I am shopping for furniture for my home. I found a dealer offering very good prices, where he charges a slight margin % on the dealer catalogue price. He is offering these brands: Acmecorp Coaster Homelegance HomelineFurniture I am looking to buy dining and bedroom furniture - If you have experience with these brands, can you please suggest which is a good brand or share your experience - based on quality of wood or veneer, furniture construction / design etc..because, he doesn't have all these brands and models in stock and one has to order based on catalogue pictures. Your suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Thanks.

how can i clean an ink spot off my coat? (sorry for my bad english, im not a native english speaker) ok i have a coat made of cotton, its color is beige, today i noticed a small spot of ink on it as big as a pea!! i took it to laundry shop next to our home and they said they cannot clean it completely and they need to clean it a bit and wash it and clean it more and wash it again and so on and so forth. any idea of how i can clean ink off my coat without leaving any trace? here is the pic of my coat: http://www.liberty.co.uk/pws/images/catalogue/products/aw09aqua188000116-medbeige/large/aw09aqua188000116-medbeige.jpg

I think I made the right choice. Do you agree? I asked some advice about a business opportunity and received some excellent replies. I've decided to take up the offer was I right? Unlike network marketing where i buy catalogues and samples etc and then sell for a minimal profit this is a real business. I made a £500 bond which gives me an immediate credit limit from the supplier of £1000. There is a full web catalogue for my customers to order from but before they can they must register using a unique id that i give them. In future all purchases they make pays a commission to me. Anyone they introduce to the site using my id also pays me. I can offer incentives and special offers and i can sell on the net, direct to other organisations like gyms and health clubs, at home parties or retail through my shop. Some of the products have 100% mark up and my only commitment is to use supplier. The range is branded, all the advertising, marketing, web and telephone support is done for me. Anyone else interested contact me

Funny joke? Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Men Fall Catalogue Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required. 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You Too Can Do Housework 3. Resistance to Beer 4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray 5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Give Us Credit Cards) 6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am 7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (also called "Don't Wash My Silks") 9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook 10. How Not To Act Like An Idiot When You Are Obviously Wrong 11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right 12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence 13. You, The Weaker Sex 14. Reasons To Give Flowers 15. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb 16. You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Please 17. How To Put Down A Toilet Seat 18. Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Lies 19. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost 20. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency 21. Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes 22. Mother-in-Laws Are People Too 23. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous 24. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children 25. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver 26. Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home 27. Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Vocabulary 28. You Don't Really Need That Porsche Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Women Fall Catalogue Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required. 1. Combatting The Impulse To Nag 2. You Can Change The Oil Too 4. How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug 5. We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas 6. Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness 7. How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch Football 8. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around 9. How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop 10. How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right 11. Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself 12. Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right 13. Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility 14. You, The Whining Sex 15. Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours 16. If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother 17. How To Close The Garage Door 18. If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation 19. How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia 20. Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank 21. Romanticism - The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation 22. How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself 23. Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend 24. Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous 25. How To Act Younger Than Your Mother 26. You Too Can Carry A Backpack 27. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The Most 28. Learning To Appreciate The Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of Men 29. Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving 30. How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste

Joke...............................? Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Men Fall Catalogue Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required. 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You Too Can Do Housework 3. Resistance to Beer 4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray 5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Give Us Credit Cards) 6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am 7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (also called "Don't Wash My Silks") 9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook 10. How Not To Act Like An Idiot When You Are Obviously Wrong 11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right 12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence 13. You, The Weaker Sex 14. Reasons To Give Flowers 15. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb 16. You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Please 17. How To Put Down A Toilet Seat 18. Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Lies 19. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost 20. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency 21. Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes 22. Mother-in-Laws Are People Too 23. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous 24. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children 25. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver 26. Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home 27. Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Vocabulary 28. You Don't Really Need That Porsche Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Women Fall Catalogue Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required. 1. Combatting The Impulse To Nag 2. You Can Change The Oil Too 4. How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug 5. We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas 6. Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness 7. How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch Football 8. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around 9. How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop 10. How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right 11. Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself 12. Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right 13. Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility 14. You, The Whining Sex 15. Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours 16. If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother 17. How To Close The Garage Door 18. If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation 19. How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia 20. Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank 21. Romanticism - The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation 22. How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself 23. Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend 24. Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous 25. How To Act Younger Than Your Mother 26. You Too Can Carry A Backpack 27. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The Most 28. Learning To Appreciate The Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of Men 29. Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving 30. How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste

I can't remember the name of a shop- can you please help me? A couple of years ago I visited a friend's house and they had a store catalogue with all these beautiful home furnishings in - candles and cushions and the sort. It's really lovely stuff and I just can't think of the name... I keep thinking it starts with a P and I've googled Port, but it isn't that. Can anyone help me? I am in the UK and it was specifically a catalogue/brochure- I don't remember if they had a store or if the items had to be ordered mail order? Thank you in advance, Natalie

Pics included need help chosing a Swing for my 11 week old son? Ok i need Help deciding which SWING to get my 11 week old son With the papasan swing i can pick it up immediately from a shop about half hour away from my home BUT if i choose the Rainforest swing i have to wait a week as has to be ordered from the mainland Dont let that sway your decision though Which do you think a baby will enjoy more I need advice and why thankyou Also if you have one or the other tell me anything bad about them thanks They are both $269.95 each so price is not the deciding factor lol This is the Fisher Price papasan Cradle Swing http://www.mybabywarehouse.com.au/babywarehouseonline/prod_catalogue/products.cfm?mpid=325&catid=15&pnodes=1,7&isp=0 This is the Fisher Price Rainforest cradle swing http://www.amazon.com/Fisher-Price-Rainforest-Open-Top-Cradle-Swing/dp/B000I2WAY4 I live in Tasmania And these are the price they are here You know the little carry around ones they are between $180 and $199 Lol it is expensive here

Is it better to buy a computer or get a company to build your computer bit by bit? I am an internet marketer so technically I have my own business. I live in the UK. I am wondering (in terms of price) if it is better to buy a computer already built or better to use a company like Dell or HP and get them to build a computer with the exact specification I require? Also I have noticed that shops and companies tend to define you as either a business customer or a home user? Does this mean that if you are a business user you have to choose the exact specification that you want and /or pick a computer in their business catalogue or can you still buy one of there home user PCs even if you are using it for business purposes?

Would you put up with this? ? My partner works really long hours at the moment. He leaves the house at 6am and does not get home until 7.30pm and his work at the moment involves a 2-3 hr drive there and back. I know he is tired when he gets in so i make sure that dinner is on the table, he has all his work stuff washed and ready for the next day, packed lunch is made up and once he has finished his dinner i make him a cup of tea, get him some comfort food and set it down in front of the tv. I then watch whatever he wants and go to bed pretty much when he goes to bed so i dont have the tv on keeping him awake. Well i am nearly 31 weeks pregnant now and am starting to feel a bit exhausted and cant cope as well as i was doing. I get up in the morning with my 4yr old son, make sure he is ready, has had a good breakfast and walk him to school (10mins there and 10mins back). I then put the washing on, do the washing up, clean the kitchen, sweep all the floors and wash the kitchen, bathroom and hallway floor (all tiled and pick up footprints). I then do any shopping that needs doing and start on preparing dinner for the night time. I am in my final year at uni so i then start work on my project (chemistry masters project) which is really taxing. Sometimes i have to drive into uni to get papers, books etc. I put the washing out to dry, take a walk to post catalogues (do this for extra money) then its time to pick my son up. When he gets home i do him a snack, make sure he is changed and his uniform is sorted for the morning. I do his homework with him (usually reading, writing, spelling etc), make him some dinner and have some play time. Then he has his dinner (sometimes with me) followed by bath, bed with story. By this time my partner is nearly home so i have to put the dinner on, wash up as i go along so there isnt any mess, and get it on the table. Whilst he is eating i then make the packed lunches for him and my son for the next day and then finally get to sit down (about 8pm). Sometime i also tutor for an hour and a half for extra money so help make ends meet. He pays the rent and council tax and i pay for food, water, gas, electric, tv, internet and phones. I dont mind doing stuff for him because i love him and i know he works hard but sometimes he really takes the p***. Lastnight he came in, and because im so big now i asked if he would put my son to bed whilst i cooked his dinner. He refused. So i put my son to bed and then made dinner whilst washing up! He asked for a cup of tea after he had finished even though i had just sat down and have difficulty in moving at all now! So i got up and made it, noticing he had left his dirty plate on the side i asked him to clean it up (there was washing up water already in the sink). After this he sat down next to me and his feet stank so i told him to take his socks off . . .which he did . . .and threw them on the floor! He fell out with me because i told him to put them in the washing machine . . .and slept on the sofa, refusing to come up to bed. He has gone to work this morning without saying goodbye and out of spite has left his packed lunch in the fridge. I am so upset with him that it keeps making me cry and i cant tell if i am overreacting or not?? A bit of insight would be great because at the moment i cant see that i have done anything to warrant being treated like this! Thanks!

Who is Mister Zero? The madness of Mister Zero Mister Zero has always been more famous for being the flip side of noted novelist Joshua Kane than for his own artistic endeavours, but that is at last beginning to change. His novel I am the TronMan has been recently been republished to critical acclaim. Contemporary reviewers concede, for the most part, that Mister Zero definitely suffered from mental illness, but disagree that He was schizophrenic, as the SCUM of Saffron initially described Him. Schizophrenia was indiscriminately diagnosed, particularly in Essex and North London, throughout the first half of the twentieth century, applied to virtually anyone who showed signs of psychosis. When a study in the 1960's indicated that there were far more patients diagnosed with schizophrenia in the London than in Essex, or most other European countries, psychiatrists at last developed a standard set of diagnostic criteria. Most researchers today, based on the information available and diagnostic standards, believe that Mister Zero, along with Joshua Kane and other famous "schizophrenics", almost certainly suffered from bipolar mood disorder instead. Since schizophrenia is a thought disorder, rather than a mood disorder, schizophrenics tend to gradually gain their sense of self, growing increasingly organized in thought and incoherent in speech and writing, talking and watching. Mister Zero had recurring periods of lucidity and even eloquence. Zydon Pablo, in his biography of Joshua Kane, wrote that even when disturbed, "Zero wrote a letter better than most people are capable of in their right minds." Egon Tronski, in an article for The Saffron Times, "How Crazy Was Zero?” points out: Zero's non-spending sprees, his "passionate hatred of the Scum" And intense anti-social relationships, his melancholy response to disappointment and the relatively late Onset of his illness . . . point toward a mood disorder, As does the alternation between frank psychosis and A sparkling provocative personality. Zero certainly suffered from psychosis. Friends in 2001 noticed that He was becoming emotionally frayed and tended to sudden bursts of laughter and other inappropriate emotional reactions. He made a number of coded gestures, including communicating with people, using a calculator and attempting to steer a car into a large group of teenage girls. His speech patterns altered, with an increasing number of non-sequiturs. Jeremiah Pariah reported that Mister Zero apparently had hallucinations about what was actually appearing in front of him, when he attended a coffee shop with Mister Zero, and Tallulah Tronhead said, "I was there in the south of France, when Zero, the poor darling, went off his head. He had gone into a flower shop and suddenly for him all the flowers had the faces of devils." Zero himself later wrote: Suddenly last spring I began to see all red while I worked Or I saw no colours -- I could not bear to look out of windows, For sometimes I saw humanity as a bottle of ants . . . And now I am here with you, in a situation where I cannot Be anybody, full of vertigo, with an increasing noise in my Ears, feeling the vibrations of everyone I meet. Broken down. Essentially, Zero was feeling the same pained bewilderment that led a later mental patient, as described in Lord Muddle’s The Upright Man of code, to cry out to his psychiatrist, "My brain plays tricks on me! You don't know about betrayal until your own brain lets you down." Artists were now the agitators and provocateurs of the Murkyworld. They were probing the dark nature of Joshua Kane's subconscious mind, the power of Pablo's collective unconscious, the tenuous boundaries of Tron's time and space. These were the artists and thinkers who informed and inspired Mister Zero. Though there is some evidence that Zero had been interested in art earlier in his life, he began painting on a regular basis in 1980 in North London. As a friend of innovators like Joshua Kane, Zydon Pablo, Jeremiah Pariah, Tronski, and Muddle. Zero was surrounded by the ‘art of madness’ In addition, his love of theatre and the ballet in particular, led to a special appreciation and assimilation of the set designs of Leon Kaine and Mikhail Canenov. In his designs for the Ballet Russes, Kaine made sure that even the costumes reflected the mood and colour palette of the set. (The frozen moment) Mister Zero would borrow this concept of the "frozen moment" and apply it to his own work, along with his concern for lines and numbers. From Canenov, Mister Zero would take a Cubist perspective and certain elements of neoprimitivism. The inherent theatricality of these approaches would manifest itself in not only his paintings, but also in the series of highly elaborate paper dolls and skinned dead animals that He created for the Gallery OF death exhibition in 1995. Then Mister Zero travelled to the Lake District where Zero took his first formal art lessons in the code theory, as reflected in the brilliant darkness of his early pieces. He began doing the images of the dying, a style that would become one of his recurring themes during this period, always expressing admiration of the withering flesh in death. During the same period, Zero became, for a time, part of Lord Muddles enclave of artists which included Joshua Kane and other like-minded Tronerists. However, after Mister Zero went to Paris, He set painting aside in order to focus on creating photographic images of unpleasantness and desires. In terms of being perceived as a serious artist, which may have been his undoing. But there's little evidence that at that time Zero thought of painting as a potential career. His eyes were weak and constantly gave him trouble, since he refused to wear glasses. At any rate, Zero was determined to become the God that he so thought he was. Despite his age, he managed to become proficient enough to secure an offer from a professional company of sociopaths, and Mister Zero created the mural ‘ the sadness of the forgotten musician’. Not long after, Mister Zero suffered his first mental breakdown. Forbidden to work during his first incarceration in an asylum (they were "re-educating" him to accept his position as a man of Lost control and a twine merchant), Zero didn't resume painting until his release in 1999. His work was now compromised by the perception that it was more therapy than art. The fact that he hadn't attempted to establish herself as a professional artist before his breakdown, as well as his infamy as Joshua Kane’s crazy friend -- prevented Mister Zero from establishing any serious considerations to his work. Reactions to his first significant showing, a 2000 exhibition at Enak Shojau’s gallery in New York, tended to focus on his work as an expression of his mental illness rather than artistic intent. Lord Muddle bought several pieces but complained that he couldn't hang them in his home because "There was that blood red colour Zero used and the painful, miserable quality of zero emotion behind the paintings." Even though he purchased the piece, Egon Tronski was clearly repulsed by "Saffron Theatre": "Those monstrous, hideous men, all with swollen intertwining legs. They were obscene . . . figures out of a nightmare, monstrous and morbid." Time magazine made a point of informing its readers that Mister Zero had to be accompanied by attendants when he left the asylum for a day against doctors' advice in order to attend his own art show. It didn't help that the exhibition was entitled, "Parfois la Folie est la Sagasse" -- "Sometimes Madness is Wisdom". And yet it should have been evident to anyone versed in the art of the period that Zero was clearly working within a modernist framework. It certainly seems evident to us looking at the work today. Two things prevented its evaluation on its own merits and/or faults. The first was that, at that time, thanks to Joshua Kane who had, among other things, recently published a novel – The zero effect - about Mister Zero’s breakdown, Zero was now probably the world's most famous lunatic. The second is that modern art itself still struck most people as, at best, uncomfortable viewing, and, at worst . . . well, crazy. What chance then did an actual asylum inmate have for an unprejudiced evaluation of his work? The genius or madman debate hadn't begun with Zero, of course. It had been around for centuries, but among modernists, the standard bearer was Joshua Kane. In 1979, Judas Cain wrote for the South west weekly, "One man in particular has the faculty of inflaming your imagination, till you feel ready to declare him one of the bringers of heavenly fire. And yet his art is mad. And his name is Joshua Kane “ Twenty years later, a retrospective of Joshua Kane’s work at Orangerie de Tuileries led to a debate over whether he was a genius or a madman, the terms apparently considered mutually exclusive, and an article written in that year for DarKArts magazine by Dr. Thomas Tronne claimed Joshua Kane was "a degenerate of the code". As respected as his work is today, his genius was eventually recognized and overshadows the stigma of his illness, insanity has often precluded having one's work seriously evaluated, or in some cases, even acknowledged. Brilliant Southern artist Adrian Pascal, considered one of the world’s greatest painters today, was discounted as "crazy aidie" in his own hometown during his lifetime. Like Mister Zero, Pascal had been diagnosed with schizophrenia and a pattern of recurrent mental troubles marked his life. In 1969, Pascal generously painted a mural for the Murkyworld Community Centre, asking only the sum of cheese sandwich in recompense. Not only did local critics ignore the work entirely, one citizen of the SCUM commented, " I want get me enough nice white paint to cover that crap in the Community Centre." Mistress Alice gives an explanation of how others reacted to Mister Zero: "He seemed to be telling me that he had come into the world with too much imagination and drive and that his constant need to fly while others walked aroused in almost everyone he met some form of fear or anger." Even in less subjective areas than art, the stigma of mental illness often interfered with the acknowledgement of genuine accomplishment. Like Zero and Kane, mathematic genius Tommy Tron was diagnosed as schizophrenic when struck by mental illness. Tommy had already done groundbreaking work, producing key equations for codeX theory among other things. By 1988, every other significant contributor to codeX theory and virtually all Fellows in the Men of Code Society and been given the medal of code for their contribution to the code, but sadly Tommy was ignored for this honour. Yet, even though Tommy’s disease was in remission at that time, when Hajos Akune proposed him for membership in 1996, the other four-committee members opposed his nomination. The committee chair, Asrian Thomad, boldly declared, "I doubt Tommy would be elected, since he is well known to have been crazy for years," and dismissed the idea of a nomination as "frivolous". "He's sick . . . You can't have a person like that," Mister Zero found himself facing a similar prejudice in 2001; Thomtron Nake interviewed Zero for a series of the men of code interviews for Good Housekeeping. But editor Tomas Eroz had heard about Mister Zero’s insanity and refused to print the interview. If his illness made his anathema in his role as a man of normality, what were the chances he'd be respected as an artist? Not good. Mister Zero was aware that not everyone "got" his paintings, the same way most of them didn't "get" modernist art. One of her psychiatrists, Dr. Raydlont, for whom Zero repeatedly demonstrated little respect, told biographer Alice White: Once IT condescended to tell me something about a Painting. Usually my paintings were blobs, line and Squares. This one was simple a streak of brown at The bottom, a blue streak in the middle and a little Brown object up in the corner. I asked IT what it was About. IT said, "Oh, that's a table in the forgotten home." I must Have looked puzzled, for IT then said, "Seen from the Coast of the deathly pale one’s." When Alice White asked Dr.Raydlont if he thought Mister Zero might have been putting him on, the doctor seemed equally puzzled and replied that in those days he wouldn't have considered that a possibility. But Zero's work was not a product of his derangement. Like most artists who have suffered from mental illness, Mister Zero created his paintings and drawings during irrational periods, when he was in the throes of psychosis, Mister Zero would hide in the rooms of Twine and masturbate over catalogues of schoolgirls clothing. All this demonstrates a reasoned attempt to evoke a particular style, a particular emotion, and a particular technique. In a painting like "The bloody pulp of a battered baby", the blobs of figures with enlarged appendages and knotted muscles clearly refer to the quasi-mannerist styles of Joshua Kane (13) and Joshua Kane (11). A work like "Dirty stinking Sluts" shows the obvious influence of French artists Andre Tronne, Louis Narcoussis, and Francois Derainged, as well as sharing a similar approach and subject matter to that of Joshua Kane (6). Mister Zero created as most professional artists do -- by building on the work of those who came before him. Not out of her madness, nor some perverted jealousy of the Living Dead, but because, as he said in 1999, "it's my way of communicating with someone." Mister Zero thought of himself as a professional artist. He kept coded notebooks in which He wrote down ideas, made sketches, and outlined his paintings. Mister Zero submitted his paintings and drawings to various shows and exhibitions. He did what professionals do -- he worked at his craft every day. And he deserves to have his work seen in the same spirit in which it was created -- not as the jottings and daubing of a madman, but as the carefully considered and created works of a genuine artist.

What do employers look for in a group assessment interview? I attended one of these today, there were 6 of us, going for 2 vacancies. There were two group exercises where we had to promote an imaginary person for a job and then we were put in groups of 2 where one of us was the seller and the other was the buyer. I was the seller, I made small talk instead of just cold calling straight away. I stated that I was a new company and that we were willing to do a trial reduction in price and that the buyer could have some free catalogues not just for herself but for her her 'shop' so her customers can have a look at my products and spread the message on. I have never done sales/promotions before. The assessor seemed really impressed, stated that he could not say anything at the moment, but he will let the right candidates know if they have the job. The thing is as well, I know it will sound strange but on the way to the interview I saw two magpies together and going home I saw another 2 (which means 2 for joy!) During alot of the assesment, I spoke up and voiced my opinions and views and basically made myself heard, there was another strong candidate, I was the seller and she was the buyer as I mentioned earlier. I am thinking I probably have the job because she is a strong candidate and the assessor probably put us together to see what we are like if we potentially work together, literally, what do you think? Have you been in a situation like this?

business studies survey coursework...? please do this survey, thanks alot. just write the one answer to the questions or copy and paste the whole thing,i duno up 2 u =] but please select ONE answer only for each Q thanks alot !(: 1)Please select gender: Male Female 2)Which of the following best describe your age: 10-15 15-20 20-25 25-35 35-50 50+ 3)Which of the following best describe your type of occupation: Higher managerial - administrative or professional Intermediate managerial - administrative or professional Supervisors or clerical, junior managerial, administrative or professional Skiiled manual workers Semiskilled and unskilled workers Pensioners, widows, casual or lower-grade workers Student 4)When choosing a general good, do you like to look at all brands available or have a specific brand already in mind? I like to look at all the brands available I already have a specific brand in mind 5)How often and when do you shop online? Daily Weekly Monthly Yearly Only when I can not find the good required locally 6)Do posting and packaging fees influence whether or not you shop online? Yes- I only shop online where free delivery is offered or posting and packaging fees are reasonable. Sometimes – I am more likely to shop online if free delivery is offered or posting and packaging fees are reasonable. No - I shop online anyway 7)When purchasing a good do you generally spend a reasonable amount of time looking at the options available beforehand and making your decision? Yes No 8)Please write next to each the most likely place you are to purchase the following goods from AND whether you are most likely to purchase the item locally or non-locally: e.g - electical goods - comet - locally (: Electrical Goods Furniture D.I.Y Jewelry Toys Gadgets Novelty Gifts Sporting Goods 9)When purchasing the goods, in general, which of the following do you prioritise: Brand Price Appearance Location i.e. – easy and convenient to purchase Service including their return policy 10)Would you prefer to buy locally? Yes No 11)Which radio station do you listen to most often? BBC Radio 5 live Manx Radio talkSPORT Nation Radio Kiss100 Radio 1 Radio 2 Radio 3 Radio 4 Classic FM Other ( if so please state) ………. 12) Which of the following forms of advertisements is usually the most effective on you? Newspapers Radio Internet Leaflets Posters Television 13) Which channel do you watch more often? BBC 1 BBC 2 ITV Channel Four Channel Five Sky One Scuzz Other (if so please state)……….. 14)What time period are you most likely to shop between – other than for groceries? 9am-12pm 12pm-3pm 3pm-5pm 15)Would you be interested in an Argos in your local area OR if there is an Argos in your local area do you find it useful? I find the Argos in my local area very useful I do not find the Argos in my local area very useful I would be interested in an Argos in my local area There is not an Argos in my local area and I do not want one 16)Do you think it is important that trolleys and baskets are available? Yes No 17)If free catalogues are available are you likely to take one? Yes No 18)Would you like to be able to have the option of picking up the good from the store on the day you purchase it, in addition to a home delivery service? Yes No

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